Zeta
A playground under the Park Lane Hilton filled with rich daddies girls and eurotrash. Absolutely hilarious if you're less than independently wealthy and didn't really believe these places existed. The venue itself is beautifully decorated and the drinks and food are delicious. Most importantly, princess types in Manolos are pure comedy after their fourth bellini. WARNING: If you stop laughing for long enough to look at your receipt you'll probably have a heart attack.
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Zeta
35 Hertford Street,
Green Park,
London
W1J 7SD
MonTue 4pm1am; WedSat 4pm3am.
02072084067
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