Café de Paris
Psuedo-glam cattle market seeks gullible out of towners to fill weekend dancefloor. For a mere fifteen British pounds you get your own 4cms of floor space, a coating of Essex-boy sweat and a free bollocking from security when you, for example, walk within ten metres of the roped off area. Yeah there are VIP rooms and the music's occasionally OK, but the poor sods that actually pay to get in don't even get a sniff at it. One word kids: don't.
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Café de Paris
3-4 Coventry St,
London
W1D 6BW
Wed–Fri 6pm–4am; Sat 10pm–4am
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02077347700
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