A big bunch of toss
When Modern Toss was a tiny little baby, new to the world of making people laugh, it took the form of a comic. Then it got older, and by the time puberty had kicked in, it had grown into a two-volume book. As it came of age, and the full flower of its youth blossomed, it developed into a late-night sketch series, filled with many of the same foul-mouthed characters as the book, but in fully animated form. Happily, if you missed this when it was on telly, you'll be able to get hold of series one of Modern Toss on DVD from Monday 26th November.
If you can't wait but want a small taste of all the wonderfully rude and recklessly violent things Modern Toss has to offer, you might like to have a look at these three clips*. If you like what you see but can't be arsed to pay cash for your copy of the DVD, you'll be glad to hear that we've got three copies to give away.
All you need to do to be in with a chance of winning is to drop us a line at the email address below, telling us the rudest word you know. We'll then shout your entries through our neighbours' letterboxes and if we get chased down the road by anyone, we'll know we have a winner. Email your answer to competitions@itchymedia.co.uk.
*If the links to the clips don't work, try opening them in Internet Explorer.
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