Q&A with Trevor Lock
What's the most fun you've had when you least expected it?
Getting arrested and held in detention in Tirana for human trafficking.
What item of clothing from your childhood do you wish you could still squeeze into?
My World Wildlife Fund Swallow Tail Butterfly T-shirt that promoted the remark from my 9 year old classmate Jonny Thompson ”Yeah, you are one“.
What's the furthest you've ever been from home?
The Amazon Jungle.
When was the last time you laughed out loud?
Last night at my friend's comedy show.
Have you ever been turned on by something surprising?
Yes.
Are you allergic to anything?
No.
When was the last time you were last seriously embarrassed?
Three years ago in Lima – I walked into the wrong apartment flat, got into the wrong bed and snuggled up to the wrong person – my neighbour's husband.
How do you cope on long plane journeys?
I always wear a friend's old flight attendant uniform and have fun with the first class passengers.
What's the oddest thing you've ever eaten?
A guinea pig.
Do you have any strange, recurring dreams?
I dream that I have to go back to school to sit the exams I missed.
What's the best fancy dress outfit you've ever rocked?
Yoda.
Do you have any absurd hobbies?
I milk bees.
Best road trip you ever went on?
Tour of Northern Italy in a 1976 Maroon Austin Allegro estate with a specially adapted exhaust pipe from a lorry that made it look like an unusual wind instrument.
When was the last time you cried?
Thursday in Picadilly Circus.
What's the craziest thing you've ever smoked?
Heroin.
What's the best explanation you can think of for David Cameron's forehead?
It's a kind of psychic firewall between his outdated Tory ideology and the rest of the planet.
Describe the underwear you're wearing in one word (colours don't count)...
Missing.
Do you ever get fed up answering one-line questions for people you'll never meet, to go in publications you'll never read?
Never.
For details of Trevor's upcoming shows, and to get hold of tickets, check out www.myspace.com/trevorlock.
Trevor can also be found at his weekly time travel-themed cabaret night, Warped, in Clerkenwell. Click here to see what Itchy made of it, or check out www.warpednight.com.
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